The Anointment of Kamala Harris

A week of forced post-coup spin dawns in the Windy City

Welcome to Chicago. The politicians are glad-handing, the media is taking selfies, the delegates and volunteers are rolling in, and the supporters of Planned Parenthood are handing out free vasectomies and marching dressed as abortion pills — so everything at the DNC is in order. They are all here for the anointment of Kamala Harris, bringer of joy, lov…