This One Cool Trick Will Ensure Trump Never Faces Assassination Again

Trump's opponents wonder why he won't just shut up and die

The first time that a shooter tried to assassinate Donald Trump, the media reaction within the first 48 hours or so was fairly measured — a degree of shock, asking questions about Secret Service failures, decrying the attack and generally comporting themselves well (with a few exceptions — pour one out for the late great Tenacious D). There were still p…