Travis Kelce Has Brought Taylor Swift Back From Troy

Hail the conquering hero

Taylor Swift is great. She’s an incredible performer. She’s not my favorite, because I’m a 41 year old man who grew up loving pop rock and alt-country, but she’s really good, and she writes her own stuff unlike the plethora of overrated performers in this business at the moment. Moreso, she’s a great AMERICAN star, American in every way, but also dragge…